1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

no it was my mom errr

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

no lol

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

yes

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

yeah with girls not boys

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

no she’s been on holiday forever :(

6. What are you excited for?

my girlfriend comes back from her holiday in the morning yayyyy :)

7. What happened tonight?

i went to work

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

yeah 

9. Is confidence cute?

erm in a 1 to 1 situation, but it’s a bit off putting when loadsa people are around

10. What is the last beverage you had?

coca cola with lime mmm

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

my mom and my girlfriend so 2

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

erm yeah 3

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

stay in and have sex and eat food and watch films with my girlfriend if she wants to

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

probably nandos or weed or trino or fags or all of them combined

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

no Billy kissed me at Leeds the queer

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

nope

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

my mom

18. The last time you felt broken?

11 months ago

19. Have you had sex today?

nope

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

yeah hehe

21. Are you in a good mood?

kinda, pissed my phone got delivered yesterday and it was work

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

yeaaaah

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

erm nope :|

24. What do you want right this second?

my baby

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

don’t wanna think about that tbh

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

yeah

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

noo i don’t think so, my girlfriend makes me laugh loads

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

my mom probably

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

yeah my girlfriend the dickhead

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

i used to think so, then i realised people don’t really change

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

no lol 

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

yeah

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

i drink coke

34. Listening to?

american dad on tele

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

yeah but i don’t write that often unfortunately

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

in Zante maybe in the airport now or on the way to the airport

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

na

38. Who did you last call?

can’t remember, probably my mom lool

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

i don’t dance with people..

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

because i love her and she’s sexy

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

i dunno i bought my mom back some from selfridges and had some

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

nope

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

yeah probably

44. Do you tan in the nude?

guess so

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

no

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

no i didn’t have a phone so i couldn’t message my girlfrienddd

47. Who was the last person to call you?

my mom probably

48. Do you sing in the shower?

yeah every day

49. Do you dance in the car?

wtf no?

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

yeah buddy

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

never

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

yeah and shit

53. Is Christmas stressful?

not really :\

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

nope

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

i don’t like fruit prick

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

officer in the RAF

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

nope

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

yeah i get them all the time

59. Take a vitamin daily?

no

60. Wear slippers?

no

61. Wear a bath robe?

no

62. What do you wear to bed?

birthday suit

63. First concert?

one night only

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

ya momma

65. Nike or Adidas?

nike

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

ya momma

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

neither wtf

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

omg all of them

69. Ever take dance lessons?

nope

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

a whore

71. Can you curl your tongue?

yeah winkface

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

yes

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

i don’t think so

74. What is your favorite book?

twilight

75. Do you study better with or without music?

with

76. Regularly burn incense?

no lol

77. Ever been in love?

dno

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

The Smiths

79. What was the last concert you saw?

I went to Leeds fest, the last band i watched there was the Vaccines

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

hot obv

81. Tea or coffee?

tea obv

82. Favorite type of cookie?

rolo

83. Can you swim well?

yeah i guess so

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

yeah

85. Are you patient?

erm not really

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

band standard

87. Ever won a contest?

yeah loads

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

no lol

89. Which are better black or green olives?

none

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

do it loads

91. Best room for a fireplace?

bedroom

92. Do you want to get married?

yes only once though